The Beacon plus Christmas Ham [spoof], December 10, 2010
Abstract
Exhibit brings competition, appreciation; Hays granted prestigious acceptance; Semester to wrap up on musical note; News around the world: Internet fraud and Israeli negotiations; Nursing dept. receives funds; Two more wrestlers qualify at Simpson; Volleyball season comes to a close at Nationals; Player Profile: Brent Dunkelberger; Women’s basketball cruises past Hastings, Morningside; Raider men tied for second in GPAC; Spotlight on Seniors; Christmas Ham [spoof]: Staff of critically acclaimed paper give up; Study shows articles fail; SAG makes decision to move freshmen to a place worse than Hell; NW administration asks for the return of all Heemstra beard bricks; A ghost in the cafeteria: ‘There’s just no other explanation’; Board of Directors acts illegally; Disobedience causes death; The results are in: Guys and girls to integrate permanently; NW to integrate faith, learning and televisions; Campus quotes; Beacon articles good for burning